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Sluts and make-up [Apr. 23rd, 2007|03:25 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |blahblah]

I have found the owner of Generation S.L.U.T. It’s all rather odd and maybe coincidental. There is a name written in the cover “Alison Hill” I thought nothing of it because I didn’t know Alison Hill, or at least I thought I didn’t. Alison Hill is Matthews’s friend who was over my house a few weeks ago chillin and smoking pot. She also happens to be the sister of Madelyn a girl I had hung out with a few times last year. I found the book last Wednesday, finished on Thursday. Friday Matthew messaged me and asked if I found the book on my desk, I said yes and then he mentioned the name inside. I was like yeah and he then explained who she was. He must have told her about the book after that. It turns out that 2 years ago she had lent the book to someone who is known as “Crazy Courtney” (I don’t know her), Alison had never seen the book again.

There are other odd occurrences with Alison. I remember the day I met her. It was out front of Stream Matthew dragged me over so he could see his friend. I had just gotten my tattoo on my foot and she loved it. What was odd about this whole thing is the inspiration for the tattoo was an LSA trip I had had while hanging with Alison’s sister Madelyn.

I went to the Mall on Saturday with Little A-Ron. I bought new eye shadow woohoo! I paid a lot for the shit too. One colour cost $20. But they were having a deal thing at he Bay. Buy $33 of Lancôme and receive a gift that is a value of $120. I bought 2 eye shadows, one really bright pink and the other is a nice blue. I put them together the other day and my make up looked like cotton candy. After I spent $40 on that I went to Faces and spent another $35 on foundation and liquid liner. I think I will start shopping at Faces their foundation is really good. Oh and in the Lancôme gift I got 4 other eye shadow colours to.

Speaking of buying/selling Make-up. I feel a wee bit cheated when I go to places like the Bay and Faces because you would expect the girls who work at the counter to have better make up skills then you. The lady who works at the Bays cosmetics counter is old and her lipstick colour is outdated. Then there is the girl at Faces whose eye linger is badly applied and smudged and she put way too much on. These are the types of women I am trying to ask advice from… well this is bad because my make up skills are WAY better then theirs and I am updated. (You think that only old lady’s shop at the bay? NOOO!! I DO!) Umm my point is that I should be working at these places not them. These people/places also give make over I would never let these people touch my face with make up… maybe foundation but you can’t really fuck that up can you?

Blah poopy blah face I don’t really feel like writing so this is really bad.
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Happy 4:20 [Apr. 20th, 2007|03:54 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |boredbored]

Looking for a new creative outlet but I have failed. I would say I am the worst writer on the face of the earth but I have read some pretty bad shit with spelling errors and all.

The other day I finally I came into work (too much VTO makes Theresa a very broke but happy person) and I found this book on my desk, “Generation S.L.U.T” (Sexually Liberated Urban Teens) By Marty Beckerman. I asked everyone if they knew where it came from and if someone is trying to tell me something. No one has a clue where the Book came from. So I did what any reader would do, I read it. It is pretty much statistics and shit about Teens today. It’s rather brutal. I do recommend reading it if you ever get the chance, it’s a quick read and if you have or think about having kids it just might be a wake up call. I am now scared shitless even thinking about having/raising kids.

There are quotes from teens from the ages 13 to 19 and one girl actually said the reason she lets guys “fuck” her is because she is tired of giving blowjobs. Well miss you don’t have to do either if you don’t want to, honest!

This Book also has a story that fallows a group of teens around during a week. Good story. I felt myself getting really sick when this girl was drugged by her prom date, pretty much kidnapped and she was tied up for several days while he was away. When the guy came back he had a party where he let many high school boys have a go at her in every “orifice” and video taped it to be distributed as porn online. It was really disgusting! But these things actually happen to people everyday.

This is fucking depressing.

It’s 4:20; I don’t smoke pot so it’s a waist of a good day haha
I would possibly consider smoking some pot tonight just because of this fine day and to celebrate Hitler’s Birthday. I had done a bit of research on 4:20, it turns out that a lot of the things we think represent 4:20 and the origin is false. The origin of 4:20 was in Florida (I think it was Florida) there were like 12 high school kids who use to meet at 20 after 4pm at this statue to smoke pot. This is the real fact about 4:20… well and Hitler’s Birthday. Everything else you hear is mostly bogus.

I need a copy of “Kingdom of Fear” by Hunter S Thompson. If anyone has a copy please be a doll and lend it to me. Tanks!!

KK I have to go find something else to do.
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Let’s assassinate Bush [Apr. 10th, 2007|05:26 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |angryangry]
[music |Dance Hall Crashers~Cricket]

I was just reading articles online about the Canadians that were recently killed in Afghanistan and it makes me sick to think that our fellow Canadians are over there in the first place. I don’t care what anyone says this is not our war, it’s never our war but we still loose lives. It is extremely unfair. If there is a war that would make sense it would be all political leaders all put on a deserted island and we can bomb the shit out of them. They are useless and power crazed. Stupid men, stupid Bush! I want to slit his fucking throat. Let’s see how fast I disappear… you know with the “New World Order” the American government has all rights to make me disappear... do they not?

BLAH the world angers me, I think this is why I should just never be in tuned.
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Hello to all the monkeys! [Apr. 5th, 2007|01:15 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |melancholymelancholy]
[music |The Muffs~A Little Luxury]

Ok I am home on VTO, I have until 3:30pm so far and so I will fill some of the gap writing an lj post.

I’m chillin listening to music with fun bouncy guitar riffs and lots of horns. I would really love a coffee but meh I am too damn lazy to do anything about it. I am also hungry.

Matt is in the living room with his cousin from Ontario, they are playing some game.

Man I am super boring! I think I need to get some sort of life or something. I think I wanna dance or something. I think I should go outside and dance wearing Matts dads elastic ankled jogging pants. I could dance like a nut and possibly the cops will be called and I will be committed into the physic ward. There I will live out my days painting and drawing badly but one day will be known as the artist formally known as Butttaxi.

I had a dream last night that was weird.



Oh what you wanted to know what it was about… hmm well I think I was getting back from swimming with Matt and someone else and Matt and friend went off to help people move. I was getting eaten by the mosquitoes BAD. I mean they were attacking me it was weird. I got to my backyard and I apparently lived a lot closer to the ocean then I do and I could see scuba divers. The water meets with my step so I could see down into the water. One of the divers came up and started talking to me; I don’t remember what was said. I then saw a perfect picture I needed to go get my camera to take it. I barely remember it being the reflection of the moon in the water. I walked up to the top of the stairs and was going to open the door but it was locked then the diver must have said something else because I turned around. I had the door to my back when I turned the knob again and to my amazement it was not locked anymore. Then I saw my uncle Johnny sitting on a chair on the step. I freaked out and asked how he got in my house. I stormed through the door where I found my sister too. I was livid and asked where they got a key and demanded them to give me the key. I think they just laughed at me and I got even madder. I think that is when I woke up. I never ever got to take that picture.

Anyway that ends that I best be off then… “It does my head in”
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Online Fads Come and Go [Jan. 28th, 2007|01:49 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |cynicalcynical]
[music |The Muffs~Lucky Guy]

Does anyone remember Mahir, well I don’t remember him from 1999 but I do remember him. He had a website up in 1999 looking for a wife. I want to talk about internet fads today. Honestly I fucking hate most of them mainly sites like” hi5” and “MySpace”. Lately I have been receiving emails asking me to accept friend ships on “Facebook”. I have signed up for a “Facebook” account I know that much because I signed into it one day. I don’t remember signing up but I must have.

Sarah asked me today if I have signed up for “Facebook” I had told her yes but never sign on and will probably never sign in. This is what brought on the topic about internet fads because there was a site we had all signed up for, used then the site got slow or something. I had read that there were too many people using it. I forgot what the site was called and went searching. Weeee what I found, not only did I find the name of the site we all used (Friendster) but the Top 10 internet fads. (there was 2 I never really heard of) but here they all are. Maybe it will bring back some memories and also realize WHY I do not want to sign up for “Facebook”

Top Ten Internet Fads according to CNET up to 2004:

1. Hampsterdance
2. Mahir (1999)

3. All your Base are Belong to Us (1998 - 2001)
4. Dancing Baby (1997)
5. Hot or Not (2000)
6. Friendster (2003)
7. Ellen Feiss (2002)

8. Star Wars Kid (2002)
9. Blogger (1999)
10. JibJab (2004)
I have never heard of JibJab

*sorry I didn't link everything I just got annoyed*

I don’t mind watching funny shit like the Star Wars Kid but signing up for a new friend’s network site sort of pisses me off. There will be a new one in about a year so I will just cut my losses and stick with the regular reading, emailing and messaging.
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Fatguy dances like old women [Jan. 27th, 2007|12:05 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Drop Kick Murphys~ Kiss me, I'm shitfaced]

So it’s a stormin out. I left work early yesterday, it was getting really bad and I don’t care who you are but a job is not worth your life. I was also not about to get stuck there over night. I would have just walked to my dads anyway.

It is still super windy out and I think my internet keeps getting knocked out. I hope it stops soon or calms down a bit, I need to get groceries BAD!!

Lately I have been having customers ask me what I thought about Americans hating Canadians and “blaming Canadians”. I being in the dark about mostly everything that doesn’t affect me directly am completely confused about this. I came home last night and was thinking about this, mainly because my last customer had mentioned it, and looked it up online. I found a fucking poll for Americans who hate Canadians. There was a Form there too so I decided to read. I discovered that Americans really do hate us (not all) and they think we are “pussies”. I also discovered that one of the only Canadians on this site defending us is a bloody moron and called Americans “racist” because they hate Canadians. I am not sure if you can conceder “Canadians” a race. He also had somewhat of a “potty mouth” which drips with ignorance. I really don’t like a moron defending us, he just makes us all look like morons.

They are all bitter because we didn’t support the Americans in Iraq. WTF?? I am very proud of Canada we are peace keepers, if that makes us pussies then I can live with that. Another thing one had mentioned about us making their borders being vulnerable to terrorists because our Maritimes airports have minimal security. Man, I must ask all Maritimers if they feel threatened or fear that there is going to be a terrorist attack on Nova Scotia or neighbor Maritime Provinces. I think not. Besides the only Terrorists Americans should be worried about is their own government.

*This is not for all Americans and if anyone truly gets insulted then you take yourselves too seriously. You might want to lighten up. This could be the reasoning for all the fighting. :P

So, on a lighter note I am toasty warm in my apartment with a hot cup of tea and a cigarette. Listening to Drop Kick Murphys singing about being “Shitfaced” and I am happy.
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my pets <3 [Jan. 16th, 2007|10:48 pm]
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Here I wanted to post pictures of my pets. They are so cute tee hee

Kitkat
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Fatguy
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and Mattguy :P
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I am adding something more I am home now and I had taken a picture of my unfinished painting. I guess to show progress AND to prove I am actually painting like I said I was.

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the new year [Jan. 8th, 2007|06:26 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |blahblah]

Blah it’s 2007, only 5 years to the end of the world let’s make the best of it.

I am not sure how much but I have gained a butt load of weight since I moved in with Matt. My clothes don’t fit and I hate it. Matt has this idea of eating nothing but rice… that works for him I guess haha so far that’s all we do eat it’s cheap. So rice and pasta … NO TAKE OUT!! Even though we got pizza the other day but that’s my fault being female we want to eat bad things more during particular times of the month.

Oh poop, even my fat pants hurt my belly...fuck I hate you lack of exercise and fatty take out food. I hate being so bloody weak when it comes to food and sloth. But it is sooo good. Well the size of my ass isn’t good… Matt is in his glory he loves the big booty. Sorry dear but I can’t stay this fat and feel good about myself. I should really start getting off my fat and do something about it.

I got a washer and dryer on the weekend all thanks to Matt’s dad. Now I can wash and dry my clothes in the comfort of my own home. YAY I don’t stink anymore. They are second hand and the dryer was broken but rigged so it will work, it’s the best dryer ever.

Work is again getting to me, I think it’s that time where I get stressed and want to quit. It will pass.

I started painting. Once I get the Internet I can photograph my paintings and put them online. It will be armature to most but I don’t care it’s still good. I think I am a decent artist even if I didn’t go to school for it and I don’t sell my shit. I actually have a hard time asking for money for my art. I had done a portrait for someone and gave it to her because I didn’t want to charge her. But then I feel cheated because they needed it for a gift. Oh well.

Matt just messaged me; he is going back to work probably fulltime. This will be great because our bills are getting out of hand. I hope the weather doesn’t bring a lot of gross nasty snow so he can continue to work throughout winter. Maybe we can even save some, yeah right.

Well I must end this and maybe go back to work or something… see ya.
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Christmas time [Dec. 28th, 2006|04:17 pm]
Butttaxi
Merry Christmas!!

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Merry Christmas [Dec. 17th, 2006|05:14 pm]
Butttaxi
[mood |boredbored]

I am here working some ones shift on a Sunday and it isn’t too bad. I have yet to take an actual call. I made 2 callbacks, which was just in time to jump the queue. My first customer was not available and the second took under 3 minutes to fix. So now I sit here at 12:38 (started at 10am) and I am listening to music. I had already had my first break and have taken care of my web case. What do I do now? There isn’t anyone online to chat with…

I could draw up the card my dad asked me to do but I need a picture of the man it is for so I can actually draw him. My dad asked me to draw a Christmas card for his buddy that isn’t very Christmassy at all. He wants me to draw his friend standing on the end of dock fishing but the reel is on backwards or upside-down so the hook, line and sinker are being casted out over his shoulder and into the woods and there is a bunny looking at the hook. There is also a fish in the water laughing. He also wants it to say, “I didn’t catch any fish but I did get 10 rabbits”. Funny yes but like I said this is supposed to be a Christmas card.

Wow I finally got a call and guess what??? She wanted to speak with one of the previous agents. She first asked for Joseph, I told her Joseph is on vacation then she asked for Peter. I checked out the case id and one of the Joanne’s had her case. I don’t think this lady likes females. Oh well back to music listening.

Eek my computer just screamed “It’s 1 o’clock” I can’t believe I still have 6 more hours left.

So Christmas… I am not ready. I have yet to shop for anyone. I JUST put up my Christmas lights last night. I have like one more week of shopping and I have to work through most of it. Paul told me that Wal-Mart is open 24 hours this week so that’s a bonus. I could go after work with Paul maybe. Well it will get done either way… It has to get done.

Well I guess I should post this and get some work done.

Merry Christmas All!!
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